Thursday, June 18, 2009

The Pig Personality Profile

Take out a blank piece of 8 ½ x 11 inch paper and draw a pig. That is the instruction for the Pig Personality Test. Draw a pig. The pig is of the animal variety. Your drawing will serve to interpret your personality. After you have drawn your pig, read the results below. Do not read the results until after you have drawn your pig. Promise!

1) If your pig is drawn toward the Top of your paper, you are a positive and optimistic person.
2) If your pig is drawn toward the Middle of your paper, you are a realist.
3) If your pig is drawn toward the Bottom of your pper, you are more of a pessimistic person.
4) If your pig is drawn facing Left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and tend to remember the dates of birthdays.
5) If your pig is drawn facing Right, you are innovative and active but not as good about dates.
6) If your pig is drawn facing Forward, you are direct and enjoy playing the devil's advocate.
7) If your pig is drawn with Many Details, you are analytical, cautious and may be distrustful.
8) If your pig is drawn with Few Details, you are emotional, care little for detail and take risks.
9) If your pig is drawn with 4 Legs showing, you are secure, stubborn and stick to your ideals.
10) If your pig is drawn with Less than 4 Legs showing, you may be insecure, or living though a period of major change.
11) The Larger the pig's Ears you have drawn, the better Listener you are.
12) And last but not least, the Longer the pig's Tail you have drawn, the more satisfied you are with the quality of your love life.
This assessment is completely un-validated but sometimes the accuracy of the results is close to uncanny. Copyright - Institute of PsychoCeramics (crackpots).